Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question:
How do I get a black girlfriend? Im a child of the confederacy, redneck, hillbilly, whatever you wanna call me. I drive a big ass mud truck, 4×4, loud dual exhaust, 8” lift, 40″ tires, and 4 12″ subs under the back seat. Iv been told i got one of the most southern accents anyone has ever heard and the farthest north iv ever been is gatlinburg tennessee. but ever since i was about 15 years old i have been extremely sexually attracted to black women. i dont know why. one of my friends (black girl) said i had a case of “jungle fever” <— whatever that means. anyways… i want to get with a black girl. any advice?
My answer:
Well, just as you are attracted to black women, there are many black women who are attracted to white men like you. In fact, many black women have a fantasy of getting it on with a white man like you. This is because this is something that the black society would not approve of. In turn, this is what turns many of them on.
I assume that there are black women in your area. If there are not, you definitely need to go to an area where there are black women.
I want to ask you, are you generally successful with women? If you can get a white girlfriend or a girlfriend of any race relatively easy, than you won’t have much problems with getting a black girlfriend.
The only thing you have going against you as a white man is the fact that in our society, it is more acceptable for a black men to be with a white woman than vice-versa.
The most important advice for you to take is this: When interacting with a black woman, don’t act like it’s a big thing, like it is different. If you act with her like you act with a white girl, then there won’t be any problems. It all comes down to your attitude of being cool with it.
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Maybe if you try to think of black women as being members of the human race, instead of some different species you would like to try out, you might stand a chance that a black woman will give you the time of day. You are talking about them as though they are animals.
The same way you get a white girlfriend.
No, but tell me when you find out the answer!!
Just ask her out!! LOL. See if your friend who thinks you have ‘jungle fever’ knows anyone who might be interested. You might be surprised.
get a bucket of fried chicken
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She’ll be on her way!
use your good ole southern charm. and if she doesn’t like you for you then just think of it as her lose.
you don’t refer a woman as white or black…we are all equals!!!!!!!!!
Listen 2 Some Lil Wayne. and throw some D’s on ur Ride. get some of those balls that hang downfrom the bottom of ur truck (Black Ones)
honestly you prolly aint gonna get a black girlfriend sorry just tryna be honest but if you wann one that bad just treat her like u would treat any chick
Grow up. Be attracted to the person, not to a color. You just want to TRY a black girl. It’s a novelty thing for you. Travel, expand your horizons, and you won’t be such a rube.
they’re people too. just with diffrent skin tones! wow
and your friend is racist!!!!!
i have to agree with delilah….dick.
go get some lol
Get with her for the right reasons. Find a girl who you’re attracted to BOTH in personality & physically. Some healthy places to meet people are at schools, colleges, parks, sporting or receational events etc.. Meet positive people in positive places. Race doesn’t matter ever. But if you trully want to love someone with specific features, fine, but do it with care & respect.
shouldnt be any different from finding a white one
ask one out Duh!
Well just find one you like then talk to her black girls like white guys too beleive me I know, and be forward they like that. By they way jungle fever is when two different species of animals in the jungle mingle.
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Maybe you should consider not to be so hill billy, like become a white rapper, black girls love dem some ghetto white boys!
The whole hill billy thing is not going to work, I mean seriously, how many black girls want a hill billy.
They want Eminem, they want denzel, they want tyson, or they want a thug, but neva neva a hill billy!!
just ask a someone out. DO NOT just ask an african american girl out because you want to go out with her because you think shes hot. They are the same people with different skin tones.
Offer her a banana.
I think black women are way to good for you why don’t you go find a deer and make that your gf, red necks hunt deer right?……
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you would never get close enough to even taste a black womans pus$y dude lmao get ya clown as$ outta here! yeah you are a redneck and a retard! get her done lol! whoo hoo
“jungle fever” pahaha slightly racist? Are you sure this isn’t just some phase you’re going through?
Woman are equal whether they are black or white..but if your really THAT interested in going for a black woman then get to know them for their personality, not just their looks. Physical attraction won’t last for ever, you have to love them for who they are as a person.
You should stop relying on race and actually talk to her! I’m mixed and I’ve grown up around black and white people and when they like a guy, black girls aren’t different from white girls. You shouldn’t rely solely on the color of a girl, but what’s on the inside and what her personality is!
Just be yourself. Under the dermis we are all the same. Maybe in a past existence u were a black guy or Maybe one of ur ancestors had black blood? Doesn’t really matter if u really love the girl for who she is, not for superficial reasons.
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all kinds of girls are on there lookin to hook up
just do the meet me option and let them hit u up
good luck
oh yea this goes for anybody tryin to hook up with any kind of person
find 1 n ask her out
go for it she just a girl ask her out if you don’t someone might do it for you and take her away
get a life you fucking racist redneck
how can i get to know a black woman/yes i love to know a black woman ,they are very beautiful and good look.would a black woman live with a white men have baby not marry