Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

How do I get a black girlfriend? Im a child of the confederacy, redneck, hillbilly, whatever you wanna call me. I drive a big ass mud truck, 4×4, loud dual exhaust, 8” lift, 40″ tires, and 4 12″ subs under the back seat. Iv been told i got one of the most southern accents anyone has ever heard and the farthest north iv ever been is gatlinburg tennessee. but ever since i was about 15 years old i have been extremely sexually attracted to black women. i dont know why. one of my friends (black girl) said i had a case of “jungle fever” <— whatever that means. anyways… i want to get with a black girl. any advice?

My answer:

Well, just as you are attracted to black women, there are many black women who are attracted to white men like you. In fact, many black women have a fantasy of getting it on with a white man like you. This is because this is something that the black society would not approve of. In turn, this is what turns many of them on.

I assume that there are black women in your area. If there are not, you definitely need to go to an area where there are black women.

I want to ask you, are you generally successful with women? If you can get a white girlfriend or a girlfriend of any race relatively easy, than you won’t have much problems with getting a black girlfriend.

The only thing you have going against you as a white man is the fact that in our society, it is more acceptable for a black men to be with a white woman than vice-versa.

The most important advice for you to take is this: When interacting with a black woman, don’t act like it’s a big thing, like it is different. If you act with her like you act with a white girl, then there won’t be any problems. It all comes down to your attitude of being cool with it.

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